The Queendom of Mystic Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.803 billion Dragons are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mystic Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,496 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,545 Dragon Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and many in Mystic Dragonia are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystic Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Mystic Dragonia is ranked 1,130th in the world and 24th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 454.39 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mystic Dragonia, many in Mystic Dragonia are born in the purple.
- : Following new legislation in Mystic Dragonia, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
- : Following new legislation in Mystic Dragonia, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Mystic Dragonia, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Mystic Dragonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Mystic Dragonia, Mystic Dragonia's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
- : Following new legislation in Mystic Dragonia, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Mystic Dragonia, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Mystic Dragonia, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in Mystic Dragonia, warning signs caution Dragons where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.