The Republic of Myssix is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.67 billion Myssixians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.8%.

The strong Myssixian economy, worth 743 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,401 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Myssix's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Myssix is ranked 263,043^rd in the world and 2^nd in Union of Ideologies for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.