The E'emaesfza of Mysha is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Holiest Administrator Jaemyal Qwarya with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.355 billion Myshians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanaya'ai. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Myshian economy, worth 662 trillion Moneik'rs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,140 Moneik'rs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International trade can be a pain to deal with, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, and politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mysha's national animal is the hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Children of Kat'herina.

Mysha is ranked 48,889^th in the world and 8^th in Union of Conlang Nations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,122.15 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.