The Kingdom of Myonlan is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.237 billion Myonlanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myonlanian economy, worth 584 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,900 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myonlan's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Myonlan is ranked 271,524^th in the world and 1,133^rd in Cainitium for Most Beautiful Environments, with 35.61 pounds of wildlife per square mile.