The Eastern Valley of Mynomar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 24.434 billion Mynomarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Mynomarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Myos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,832 Myos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, Mynomar has designated Mynomar City as its capital city, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and Leader has just been declared ruler of Mynomar in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mynomar's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mynomar is ranked 82,621^st in the world and 7^th in The Mountains to the East for Most Primitive, scoring 24.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.