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The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The strong Totally Not a zet spyian economy, worth 1.38 trillion Ternions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,951 Ternions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 157,443 per year while the poor average 13,962, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the death penalty has been reintroduced, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate. Totally Not a zet spy's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Totally Not a zet spy is ranked 102,493^rd in the world and 2,369^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.