The Matriarch's District of Mykotopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by proctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 45.048 billion Mykotopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The thriving Mykotopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,888 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 41,920 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, Mykotopia has designated District City as its capital city, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Mykotopian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Mykotopia's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mykotopia is ranked 219,335^th in the world and 1^st in The Coral Reef for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.