Most Compassionate Citizens: 21,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,042ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,922nd
The Ruined Afternoon of
Authoritarian Democracy
Third Thing belongs to the ages
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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My Son Refusing to Nap

Population2.346 billion

CurrencyDaddy's Patience
AnimalDaddy's Dignity

The Ruined Afternoon of My Son Refusing to Nap is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.346 billion My Son Refusing to Napians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving My Son Refusing to Napian economy, worth 215 trillion Daddy's Patiences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,828 Daddy's Patiences, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My Son Refusing to Nap's national animal is the Daddy's Dignity, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

My Son Refusing to Nap is ranked 35,495th in the world and 3rd in Meme Time for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,712.33 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 21,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,042ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,922ndNicest Citizens: 28,736thBest Weather: 30,743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 31,007thMost Income Equality: 32,920th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : My Son Refusing to Nap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : My Son Refusing to Nap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.

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