The Dictatorship of My shadow is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mr Tall Dark and Handsome with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 10.407 billion My shadowians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Death Valley City. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped My shadowian economy, worth 337 trillion baht a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,449 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, My shadow has designated New Death Valley City as its capital city, Mr Tall Dark and Handsome has just been declared ruler of My shadow in an international press conference, and Pastafaria has been named as My shadow's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My shadow's national animal is the cow and its national religion is Pastafaria.

My shadow is ranked 110,117^th in the world and 1^st in Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 757.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.