The Who Will Wash Away My Sins of My Empty Room is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 6.399 billion My Empty Roomians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong My Empty Roomian economy, worth 376 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,811 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My Empty Room's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

My Empty Room is ranked 128,416^th in the world and 985^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.14 kickbacks per hour.