The Empire of Muzztopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Richard IV Saint-Omer with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.858 billion Muzztopians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardoux. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Muzztopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,990 trillion Omerians a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 281,224 Omerians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Muzztopian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, Emperor Richard IV Saint-Omer's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Chardoux generates millions of views, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muzztopia's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chardoicism.

Muzztopia is ranked 7,228^th in the world and 3^rd in League of Sovereign Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,915.46 pounds of wildlife per square mile.