The Community of Muswod is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.814 billion Muswodians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muswodian economy, worth 204 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,253 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Muswod to disarm, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and the might of the entire Muswodian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muswod's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Muswod is ranked 169,472^nd in the world and 13^th in The Slumber for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.