
| Population | 3.745 billion |
| Capital | homicide |
| Leader | god overlord Bruce willis |
| Faith | cult of gambling |
| Currency | corpse |
| Animal | cuthulu |
The Fashionable death haven of Murderos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by god overlord Bruce willis with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.745 billion criminals are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of homicide. The average income tax rate is 42.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Murderosian economy, worth 867 trillion corpses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,762 corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
News headlines suggest that god overlord Bruce willis has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, and the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Murderos's national animal is the cuthulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cult of gambling.
Murderos is ranked 270,758th in the world and 31st in United Commonwealth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Murderos, the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned.
- : Following new legislation in
Murderos, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced.
- : Following new legislation in
Murderos, nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics.
- : Following new legislation in
Murderos, news headlines suggest that god overlord Bruce willis has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in
Murderos, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures.
- : Following new legislation in
Murderos, genuine Borhols and Bonkskys can be found in every museum.
- : Following new legislation in
Murderos, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in
Murderos, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in
Murderos, structures are raised on promises.
- : Following new legislation in
Murderos, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans.





























































