Largest Mining Sector: 88thMost Ignorant Citizens: 139thMost Primitive: 144th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Murderi

Population4.826 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderAnton
FaithAnton Supremacy

Currencymurder
Animalinnocent

The Oppressed Peoples of Murderi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Anton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.826 billion murderers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient murderous economy, worth 877 trillion murders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,831 murders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,296,856 per year while the poor average 8,382, a ratio of 154 to 1.

The term "Native Murderer" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and rumor has it Anton has ass ears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Murderi's national animal is the innocent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anton Supremacy.

Murderi is ranked 320,215th in the world and 7th in Windfall Shores for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -46.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 88thMost Ignorant Citizens: 139thMost Primitive: 144thMost Devout: 185thLargest Insurance Industry: 346thMost Avoided: 402ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 537thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 589thMost Corrupt Governments: 780thLargest Retail Industry: 1,028thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,188thMost Conservative: 1,227thFattest Citizens: 1,387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,547thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,798thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,652ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,751stMost Patriotic: 4,285thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,054thHighest Average Incomes: 14,732ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,777thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,056thLowest Crime Rates: 17,451stLargest Black Market: 20,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 24,246th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, rumor has it Anton has ass ears.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, the term "Native Murderer" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, songs of praise to Anton are filled with coded messages from the resistance.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, the fate of the world literally rests on Anton's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Murderi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.

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