The Disastrous Acts of Muppet Wayne and Wanda is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by romance with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 12.907 billion singers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 38.4%.

The strong a singer economy, worth 620 trillion songs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,075 songs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, warning signs caution singers where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', sex changes are routinely performed at Muppet Wayne and Wanda's hospitals, and the holiest shrine in decency and wholesomeness is on another world. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Wayne and Wanda's national animal is the love bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is decency and wholesomeness.

Muppet Wayne and Wanda is ranked 76,914^th in the world and 7^th in The Muppet Show for Longest Average Lifespans, with 76.94 years.