The Nasal Twang of Muppet Louis Kazagger is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by an enthusiasm for sport with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.068 billion sportscasters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.9%.

The strong a sportscaster economy, worth 653 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,020 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,269 per year while the poor average 12,636, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and rats that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Muppet Louis Kazagger's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sporting.

Muppet Louis Kazagger is ranked 294,509^th in the world and 19^th in The Muppet Show for Nicest Citizens, with 1.3 average smiles per day.