The Cannibalistic Appetite of Muppet Gorgon Heap is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by an insatiable appetite with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.122 billion monsters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong a monster economy, worth 783 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,745 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Gorgon Heap's national animal is the monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is delectable.

Muppet Gorgon Heap is ranked 75,264^th in the world and 10^th in The Muppet Show for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,691.7 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.