The Pyrotechnic Expertise of Muppet Crazy Harry is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by an unhealthy obsession with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.053 billion pyrotechnic experts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.

The strong a pyrotechnic expert economy, worth 775 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,449 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,936 per year while the poor average 11,567, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

A pyrotechnic expert husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Crazy Harry's national animal is the muppet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is explosive.

Muppet Crazy Harry is ranked 8,112^th in the world and 3^rd in The Muppet Show for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,056.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.