
| Population | 12.535 billion |
| Capital | The Muppet Theatre |
| Leader | the hunting instinct |
| Faith | killer |
| Currency | deer |
| Animal | tiger |
The Incredible Fierceness of Muppet Butch is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the hunting instinct with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.535 billion tigers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.
The large but underdeveloped a tiger economy, worth 433 trillion deer a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,572 deer, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, and endangered species are effective hostages against the a tiger military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Butch's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is killer.
Muppet Butch is ranked 69,514th in the world and 6th in The Muppet Show for Longest Average Lifespans, with 78.57 years.
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Muppet Butch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Muppet Butch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
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Muppet Butch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential and Most Stationary.
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Muppet Butch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
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Muppet Butch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Muppet Butch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
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Muppet Butch was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Muppet Butch was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Muppet Butch, endangered species are effective hostages against the a tiger military.
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Muppet Butch, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
















