
| Population | 12.515 billion |
| Capital | The Muppet Theatre |
| Leader | hunger |
| Faith | all consuming |
| Currency | food |
| Animal | monster |
The Insatiable Hunger of Muppet Behemoth is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by hunger with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.515 billion Behemoths are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.
The a Behemoth economy, worth 535 trillion foods a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,766 foods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Behemoths, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Behemoth's national animal is the monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is all consuming.
Muppet Behemoth is ranked 68,918th in the world and 5th in The Muppet Show for Longest Average Lifespans, with 78.74 years.
National Happenings
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Muppet Behemoth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Muppet Behemoth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Muppet Behemoth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Influential.
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Muppet Behemoth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
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Muppet Behemoth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Muppet Behemoth, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
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Muppet Behemoth, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
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Muppet Behemoth, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.
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Muppet Behemoth, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Behemoths.
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Muppet Behemoth, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.













