The Federal Republic of Mumbatan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ivan Kladirov with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.369 billion Mumbatanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasmumbia. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The sizeable but inefficient Mumbatanian economy, worth 67.9 trillion Elzotes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,586 Elzotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, childhood friends of Ivan Kladirov are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, Christianity has been named as Mumbatan's national religion, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mumbatan's national animal is the Kuja, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Mumbatan is ranked 272,652^nd in the world and 8^th in United Conservative Aamanateen Republics for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.