The Republic of Mubariza is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 241 million Mubarizans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Mubarizan economy, worth 11.9 trillion dolars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,170 dolars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,041 per year while the poor average 3,962, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

An inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mubariza's national animal is the coyote, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mubariza is ranked 292,083^rd in the world and 41^st in Kyorgia puppet storage for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.