The Rogue Nation of MSN 28 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Highlander with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.393 billion MSN 28ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goals. The average income tax rate is 60.5%.

The frighteningly efficient MSN 28ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,082 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,155 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and there's a bright dawn ahead for MSN 28. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN 28's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

MSN 28 is ranked 275,447^th in the world and 571^st in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -284.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.