Population | 9.419 billion |
Capital | Andrews |
Leader | Highlander |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | swan |
The Rogue Nation of MSN 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Highlander with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.419 billion MSN 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andrews. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.
The frighteningly efficient MSN 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,705 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 287,232 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, the first sword of MSN 2 does not run, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN 2's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.
MSN 2 is ranked 272,721st in the world and 515th in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -258.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MSN 2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 2, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 2, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 2, the first sword of MSN 2 does not run.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 2, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 2, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 2, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 2, billions of guilders are spent to take high-quality photos of the Swan Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 2, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 2, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.