The Rogue Nation of MSN65 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Highlander with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.187 billion MSN65ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enrikia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.
The frighteningly efficient MSN65ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,459 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 300,385 marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN65's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cards.
MSN65 is ranked 322,986th in the world and 456th in Mikes Hope for Safest, scoring 5.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
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MSN65, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
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MSN65, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
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MSN65, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
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MSN65, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
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MSN65, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
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MSN65, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates.
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MSN65, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
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MSN65, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
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MSN65, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
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MSN65, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.



















































