Largest Cheese Export Sector: 660thLargest Agricultural Sector: 970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,074th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
1977
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

MSN65

Population8.187 billion

CapitalEnrikia
LeaderHighlander
FaithCards

Currencymark
Animalbeaver

The Rogue Nation of MSN65 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Highlander with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.187 billion MSN65ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enrikia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.

The frighteningly efficient MSN65ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,459 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 300,385 marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN65's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cards.

MSN65 is ranked 322,986th in the world and 456th in Mikes Hope for Safest, scoring 5.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Top
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 660thLargest Agricultural Sector: 970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,074thMost Patriotic: 1,157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,417thMost Armed: 1,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,830thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,180thMost Devout: 2,499thLowest Crime Rates: 2,971stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,099thHealthiest Citizens: 3,171stHighest Average Incomes: 3,223rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,692ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,919thLargest Black Market: 5,018thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,165thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,115thBest Weather: 7,436thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,533rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,948thMost Efficient Economies: 9,502ndSmartest Citizens: 10,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,920thMost Accessible: 12,395thLargest Governments: 12,439thHighest Economic Output: 12,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,853rdMost Conservative: 13,744thMost Inclusive: 15,120thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,376thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,607thMost Authoritarian: 19,036thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,924thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,079thMost Developed: 28,969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,742nd
Top
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Most Armed: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 87th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN65, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.

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