The Kingdom of Mseskir is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mseskir with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 24.598 billion Mseskirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mseskir City. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mseskirian economy, worth a remarkable 4,137 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,198 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, builders across Mseskir are blocked up with orders for new public loos, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mseskir's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mseskir is ranked 10,716^th in the world and 2^nd in Bisexual for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,249.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.