The Life Saving Teacher of Ms Crumble is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by What is my name with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.183 billion Ghoulies are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glendale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghoulie economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,284 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, a speech a day keeps climate change away, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ms Crumble's national animal is the Ghoulies, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Insanity.

Ms Crumble is ranked 226,269^th in the world and 4^th in Daybreak for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.