The Republic of Mr Wolf is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mr Wolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 2.373 billion Mr Wolfians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfhouse. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Mr Wolfian economy, worth 49.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 20,850 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and hell is not always other people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Wolf's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Mr Wolf is ranked 275,088^th in the world and 7^th in Schuylkill Valley for Largest Black Market, with 84.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.