The Republic of Mr Wolf is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mr Wolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 1.999 billion Mr Wolfians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfhouse. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Mr Wolfian economy, worth 45.6 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 22,789 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, the nation is designated as a welfare recipient under Skandilundian law, and when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Mr Wolfian dark-plume goshawk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Wolf's national animal is the wolf and its national religion is Wolfism.

Mr Wolf is ranked 25,292^nd in the world and 3^rd in Schuylkill Valley for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 76.33 Workforce Participation Rate.