The Incorporated States of Mr Spick is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.18 billion Mr Spickians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The Mr Spickian economy, worth 92.9 trillion mops a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,620 mops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Mr Spick's hospitals, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Leader has just been declared ruler of Mr Spick in an international press conference, and Mr Spick has designated Mr Spick City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Spick's national animal is the duster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mr Spick is ranked 193,592^nd in the world and 1^st in The Spick and Span Co Ltd for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 310.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.