The Criminal Mastermind of Mr Cobblepot is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.828 billion Penguins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The strong a Pot of Cobble economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Gold Umbrellas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,566 Gold Umbrellas, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, elections have been outlawed, and Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mr Cobblepot's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mr Cobblepot is ranked 291,531^st in the world and 60^th in Underworld for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.52 law-abiding acts per hour.