The Republic of Mr13 is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 8 million Mr13ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 42.8%.

The strong Mr13ian economy, worth 377 billion rubles a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,144 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr13's national animal is the dove.

Mr13 is ranked 64,072^nd in the world and 391^st in Pacifism for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.