The Colony of Mouseclick is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.209 billion Mouseclickians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mouseclickian economy, worth 179 trillion Circuit Boards a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,535 Circuit Boards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Land of the free, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and Mouseclick has designated Mouseclick City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Mouseclick's national animal is the byte.

Mouseclick is ranked 223,393^rd in the world and 57^th in Land of the free for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -0.89 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.