The Empire of Moscowis is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Stalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 8.183 billion Moscowisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City Of Prosperity. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moscowisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion Universes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,655 Universes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and students asking about negative square roots are told life has no simple answers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moscowis's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Moscowis is ranked 16,970^th in the world and 1^st in Antarctic Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,745.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.