The Free Land of Morrison Waite is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.7 billion Morrison Waiteans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Morrison Waitean economy, worth 915 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,317 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,147 per year while the poor average 14,796, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Morrison Waite's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morrison Waite is ranked 245,595^th in the world and 904^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.32 law-abiding acts per hour.