The Reclamation Government of Moriskov is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marshal Vladimir Illyich Makarov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.833 billion Ostrovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khrabrost. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The all-consuming Moriskovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,346 trillion Kreditnayas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,259 Kreditnayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is often said that only Marshal Vladimir Illyich Makarov could bring down Dàguó, the tobacco industry has burnt out, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moriskov's national animal is the Odinokiy Voron, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chistota Cheloveka.

Moriskov is ranked 1,443^rd in the world and 1^st in Greater Valkoria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 157 law-abiding acts per hour.