The Nameless Land of Mordor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Dark Lord Sauron with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.618 billion Mordorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-dûr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mordorian economy, worth a remarkable 9,978 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 374,873 golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,150,636 per year while the poor average 8,454, a ratio of 372 to 1.

Children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and the term "Native Mordorian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mordor's national animal is the ravenous orc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the dark religion.

Mordor is ranked 962^nd in the world and 2^nd in Middle Earth for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 344.29 on the Bus Surprisal Index.