The Republic of Moon Says G is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The quiet, industrious population of 2.748 billion Moon Says Gians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Moon Says Gian economy, worth 104 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,980 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Moon Says G, and Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moon Says G's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Moon Says G is ranked 89,307^th in the world and 59^th in Site 17 for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.