The Democratic Republic of Moolida is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 656 million Moolidans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Moolidan economy, worth 39.6 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,350 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moolida's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moolida is ranked 274,511^th in the world and 14,251^st in Balder for Rudest Citizens, with 18.65 insults per minute.