The Corruptocracy of Montserrado is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.687 billion Montserradoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montserrado. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Montserradoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,185 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 178,319 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,385,547 per year while the poor average 5,943, a ratio of 233 to 1.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, bins outnumber trees in city parks, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Montserrado's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Montserrado is ranked 25,560^th in the world and 1^st in The New Meritocracy for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 29,655.07 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.