The Forsaken Nation of Montination is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by D-3620 with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.533 billion Montïans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule County Prison. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Montï economy, worth a remarkable 8,128 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 377,476 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and political shows are fit for purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Montination's national animal is the ghoul, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Montination is ranked 1,799^th in the world and 1^st in Ruined Continent for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,560.71 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.