The República Federal of Monte Pepinno is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bartolo Baeghe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.775 billion Monte Pepinnoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad del Cabo. The average income tax rate is 4.9%.

The thriving Monte Pepinnoan economy, worth 150 trillion Trekkers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 84,851 Trekkers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, builders across Monte Pepinno are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monte Pepinno's national animal is the Águila, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Monte Pepinno is ranked 314,983^rd in the world and 21^st in Gaia Aeterna for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.