Largest Black Market: 10,175thMost Patriotic: 10,383rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,412th
The One Shade Insanity of
Father Knows Best State
One for all, and that is all.
Sir Singularity
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Monochrome Madness

Population6.53 billion

CapitalSpectrum Union
LeaderSir Singularity
FaithThe One True Color

CurrencyBlackbody Radiation
AnimalUnicolor Unicorn

The One Shade Insanity of Monochrome Madness is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Singularity with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.53 billion Monochrome Madnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrum Union. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.

The all-consuming Monochrome Madnessian economy, worth 947 trillion Blackbody Radiations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,148 Blackbody Radiations, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monochrome Madness's national animal is the Unicolor Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The One True Color.

Monochrome Madness is ranked 35,695th in the world and 2nd in The Realm Of Rewan for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,071.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 10,175thMost Patriotic: 10,383rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,412thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,400thMost Inclusive: 11,728thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,197thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,981stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,965thMost Devout: 17,036thFattest Citizens: 18,910thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,886thHighest Average Incomes: 24,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,626thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,831stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,917thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,464thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28,655th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Monochrome Madness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Patriotic, and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Monochrome Madness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Monochrome Madness's influence in The Realm Of Rewan rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Monochrome Madness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
  • : Monochrome Madness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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