Largest Retail Industry: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59th
The Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In Money we trust
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Monianoli

Population12.186 billion

CurrencyKol
AnimalOwl

The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.186 billion Monianolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth a remarkable 6,799 trillion Kols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 557,981 Kols, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,501,776 per year while the poor average 37,568, a ratio of 93.2 to 1.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Monianolian democracy, smoking is banned in public areas, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Monianoli is ranked 169th in the world and 7th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 20,081.18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59thLargest Gambling Industry: 70thHighest Disposable Incomes: 76thMost Corrupt Governments: 83rdFattest Citizens: 94thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 98thMost Avoided: 101stMost Efficient Economies: 101stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138thMost Armed: 160thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 169thHighest Average Incomes: 223rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 263rdHighest Crime Rates: 264thRudest Citizens: 268thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 274thLargest Insurance Industry: 297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 367thLargest Mining Sector: 432ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,330thHighest Economic Output: 1,460thMost Secular: 1,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,756thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,712thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,739thLargest Governments: 3,991stLargest Black Market: 5,225thSmartest Citizens: 6,807thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,283rdMost Stationary: 18,906thMost Influential: 19,362ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,033rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionLargest Black Market: 141st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 177th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 221st in the regionMost Stationary: 297th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 324th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 409th in the regionLargest Populations: 568th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 585th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Monianoli was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Monianolian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable.
  • : Monianoli was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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