The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.186 billion Monianolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth a remarkable 6,799 trillion Kols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 557,981 Kols, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,501,776 per year while the poor average 37,568, a ratio of 93.2 to 1.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Monianolian democracy, smoking is banned in public areas, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Monianoli is ranked 169^th in the world and 7^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 20,081.18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.