Largest Retail Industry: 9thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th
The Commonwealth of
Compulsory Consumerist State
In Money we trust
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Monianoli

Population8.014 billion

CurrencyKol
AnimalOwl

The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.014 billion Monianolians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth a remarkable 3,839 trillion Kols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 479,096 Kols, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,484,375 per year while the poor average 4,349, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monianoli is ranked 101st in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 98.05 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Retail Industry: 9thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56thLargest Gambling Industry: 76thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 98thFattest Citizens: 101stMost Avoided: 113thMost Corrupt Governments: 115thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 119thHighest Disposable Incomes: 133rdHighest Crime Rates: 173rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 188thMost Armed: 191stMost Efficient Economies: 196thRudest Citizens: 222ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 314thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 337thHighest Average Incomes: 361stLargest Insurance Industry: 406thLargest Mining Sector: 549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 610thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 636thLargest Agricultural Sector: 649thMost Secular: 1,366thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,865thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,423rdHighest Economic Output: 2,871stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,880thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,504thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,758thTop
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Largest Governments: 10,391stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,133rdLargest Black Market: 12,909thSmartest Citizens: 16,753rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 148th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 253rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 271st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 377th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 383rd in the regionMost Stationary: 482nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 521st in the regionLargest Black Market: 551st in the regionMost Influential: 569th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.

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