The Floral Festival of Mondaisy is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Miss Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 24.841 billion Mondaisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darling. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mondaisyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,136 trillion fleurs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,002 fleurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mondaisy's national animal is the porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mondaisy is ranked 164,268^th in the world and 6^th in Brazen for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,386.23 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.