The State of Moledavia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 934 million Moledavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diacov. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Moledavian economy, worth 24.5 trillion Moledavian Dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,241 Moledavian Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, and Moledavia has designated Diacov as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moledavia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moledavia is ranked 68,612^th in the world and 8^th in The Belkans for Safest, scoring 96.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.