The Constitutional Monarchy of Moldavian ASSR is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.765 billion Moldavian ASSRians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The Moldavian ASSRian economy, worth 200 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 42,134 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Moldavian ASSR. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moldavian ASSR's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Moldavian ASSR is ranked 78,147^th in the world and 6^th in 56 57 for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,009.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.