The Jingoistic States of Moins-errat is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.291 billion Moins-erratians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brades. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moins-erratian economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion Kwachas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 180,166 Kwachas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Debating the meaning of life is widely viewed as a crucifying experience, the sound of rattles and selfie shots regularly disrupt political debates, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moins-errat's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Moins-errat is ranked 321,473^rd in the world and 17,341^st in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.53 on the Bus Surprisal Index.