The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 43.247 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Moftanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,228 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 282,754 mofians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Moftanian citizenship, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, and the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 43^rd in the world and 1^st in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 41,784.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.