Largest Retail Industry: 7,325thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,836th
The Free Land of
Corporate Bordello
E. pluribus unum
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Modern Capitalism

Population277 million

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Free Land of Modern Capitalism is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 277 million Americans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 29.1 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,882 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Modern Capitalism's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Modern Capitalism is ranked 303,078th in the world and 15th in Economic Development Zone for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 7,325thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,836thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,221stMost Pacifist: 15,114thSafest: 15,914thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,987thNicest Citizens: 20,923rdHighest Food Quality: 30,910thMost Developed: 31,046thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32,363rd
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Modern Capitalism, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Modern Capitalism, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones.
  • : Modern Capitalism's influence in Economic Development Zone fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Modern Capitalism, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Modern Capitalism, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Modern Capitalism, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Modern Capitalism, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty.
  • : Modern Capitalism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Modern Capitalism, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Modern Capitalism, new urban roads are threatening city parks.

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