The Federical Federations of Moderium is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by FFLTCINC TJT BAAS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 36.651 billion Moderians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon 4. The average income tax rate is 60.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moderian economy, worth an astonishing 12,435 trillion Prestiges a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,296 Prestiges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

People are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, and tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Moderium's national animal is the Fearleam, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Modding.

Moderium is ranked 313,013^th in the world and 9^th in Star Trek for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.95 percentage of bribes refused.